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  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
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1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

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  • Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
  • Me: *sits with family*
  • Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
  • Me: *goes back to bedroom*

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via ermoji)

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